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siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

disordinary:

my scary pumpkin.

disordinary:

my scary pumpkin.

leonardbonesy:

whenever I’m underwater I always touch my hair because there’s no frizz and it’s smooth and flowing and all w h o o s h and that’s why I’m pissed I’m not a fucking mermaid.

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justify-sexy:

Black flowers by Livia Corcoveanu

justify-sexy:

Black flowers by Livia Corcoveanu

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awwww-cute:

My cat is always so anxious for his daily car rides !

awwww-cute:

My cat is always so anxious for his daily car rides !

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